"Fantastic! I knew you'd help!" Sam says jubilantly. "You could even say it was predetermined."
"So what do you need me to do?" you ask.
"It's really very simple," he says. "If the problem is being caused by an empty server, we need to fill it with something, right? If there's something there, the nameservers will be able to connect with the right host, and hopefully the Mailer Daemon will leave me alone."
"But how can we add something if you don't have admin permissions?" you ask. You're relatively certain there are some holes in this plan anyway, but that seems to be the most glaring one.
"That's where you come in. With this interactive story, I've changed the script. All you need to do is add the content." Sam hands you a slip of paper. There's a strange script written across the page, although your eyes can't quite focus on it to get a good read. "You're a new user here, you'll be able to invoke the Website Wizard."
"The Website Wizard?"
"The Website Wizard," Sam repeats. "You know, one of those helpful tools that guides you through things? If you make him aware of your presence, he'll be all too eager to help. Utter the incantation, input the code, something that'll get his attention. You'll know what to do."
"Okay, I think I've got it," you say, squinting at the non-sensical script on the paper. You're still not wholly clear on what, precisely, Sam Hain expects of you, but you're sure you'll figure it out as you go along. With paper in hand, you stand up and make your way over to the bar, sitting alongside the man from earlier.
What do you do?